Another golf joke
A fella goes to the golf course and his very first shot, it is horrible, slicing left, it goes far more to the left, then forward. He slams the club down in frustration. Suddenly, up pops a little man, from nowhere. The fella jumps. “Hey, where’d you come from?
“Never you mind that,” little man answers. “You like to golf”?
“Aye, Tho’ you wouldn’t know it by my swing.”
“Faith & Begorrah, I can make you the greatest golfer to ever swing the club, if you’d make a deal with me,” says little man.
“Arghh, I’ve seen your kind before, the fella says, what’s your terms?”
“Never you worry, you’re a fierce desperate golfer alltogether, all ya have to do is give up the women. No kisses, no, no oral, no sex. And no better golfer will walk the land. Do ya want the deal or not?”
“Yep,” the fella immediately answers, without hesitation.
“Now, I am not kiddin ya, no women, not even a tiny taste, ever again.”
“I understand, and I agree to your terms,” says the fella.
“Allright then, off ya go.”
The fella takes a mulligan, lines the ball up and Swoosh, the most beautiful stroke ever hit, 385 yards rigth down the pipe. He jumps for joy and goes to give the little fella a high five, but he’s no where to be seen. Along comes his playing buddies and the foursome continues on, with the fella shooting far under par, his best round ever.
They get back to the clubhouse and the fella is accepting congrats all around. He hts the showers and finds himslef in a quiet moment as he is packing his bag. Poof! the little man appears again.
“Well, did I come thru for ya, the little man asks?
“Jesus, wept, ye did,” the fella answers.
“And are ye going to keep yer end of the deal?”
“Ahh sure that’s no problem at’tall,” the fella responds.
“How can you possibly hold out? Ye’ll never be able to stay off the women, no sex, no sweet tastings for ya, ever again.”
“Sure that’s nothin at’tall,” the fella responds, I’m a priest.”